Post by Ricochet on Jan 26, 2004 23:36:35 GMT -5
HUGGING:
PERFECT CURE FOR WHATEVER AILS YOU
No movable parts
No batteries to wear out
No Periodic Checkups
Low Energy consumption
High Energy Yield
Inflation Proof
No monthly payments
No insurance requirement
Theft Proof
Nontaxable
Nonpolluting
And, of course, fully returnable
HUGGING IS HEALTHY
It relieves tension
Combats depression
Reduces stress
Improves blood circulation
It's invigorating
It's rejuvenating
It elevates self-esteem
It generates good will
It has no unpleasant side effects!
It is nothing less than a miracle drug!
